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Stealing Office Supplies

by Surprise Vacation

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Our first full length, featuring the #1 mega-hit singles "Stealing Office Supplies," "Surprise Vacation" and "The Kids Don't Know What They Want." First 100 copies pressed on dazzling blue vinyl to match the dazzling blue sleeve art.

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1.
Think of all the hours we spend Working for those who don’t give a shit Rip you off at any chance they get Might as well take a couple paper clips ‘cause we’re stealing OFFICE SUPPLIES OFFICE SUPPLIES We’re stealing – ‘cause it’s the least I could do for you We’re stealing OFFICE SUPPLIES OFFICE SUPPLIES We’re stealing – my little way of saying fuck you Benefits and raises get slashed So rich assholes can pocket more cash Honesty isn’t in their lexicon They’ll never notice that all their pens are gone Empty promises of promotion Enough staples to fill an ocean You’ll never be found out so Take anything that isn’t nailed . . . DOWN ‘cause we’re stealing OFFICE SUPPLIES OFFICE SUPPLIES We’re stealing – ‘cause it’s the least I could do for you We’re stealing OFFICE SUPPLIES OFFICE SUPPLIES We’re stealing – fuck you!
2.
Set You Off 02:14
I know you love me So what's your trip? Why are you trying to control me? Tightening your grip Every single move I make Under your watchful eye I'm driving you nuts And I'm not even trying The little things That set you off The little things That make you crazy Don’t like the way I walk Can’t stand the way I drive Don’t like the way I talk I’ve got nothing to hide Every single move I make Under your watchful eye I’m driving you nuts And I don’t even know why The little things That set you off The little things That make you crazy I'm gonna set you off One last time
3.
Kill Us 02:31
Keep it all on the shelf Or jump around and hurt yourself How far will you let it take you? Surrender to the habits that break you The things we love will kill us The things we love will kill us Don't you wish you were dead When you hear that one note symphony in your head? A reminder of your own decay Ignore it for another day The things we love will kill us The things we love will kill us You made your bed now lie in it Push hard enough to die in it Stand still and waste away Or move fast and get blown away
4.
How did you feel when you hurt my feelings? How did you feel When you threw me under the bus? Punished like an 8-year-old WHEN YOU THREW ME UNDER THE BUS Disapproved like I had something to prove WHEN YOU THREW ME UNDER THE BUS How did you feel when you hurt my feelings? WHEN YOU THREW ME UNDER THE BUS Stabbed in the back (GO!)
5.
1-2-3-4 Messed up Screwed up Messed up Screwed up He's a rock & roll He's a rock & roll fuck up He's a rock & roll, he's a rock & roll fuck up No woman in the world can make him less messed up He's a rock & roll, he's a rock & roll fuck up No money in the world can keep him from screwing up She’s so Messed up Screwed up Messed up Screwed up She's a rock & roll, She's a rock & roll fuck up She's a rock & roll, she's a rock & roll fuck up No man in the world can make her less messed up She's a rock & roll, she's a rock & roll fuck up No money in the world can keep her from screwing up I'm killing myself for rock & roll He's a rock & roll, he's a rock & roll fuck up No woman in the world can make him less messed up He's a rock & roll, he's a rock & roll fuck up
6.
You, you caught me off guard When I came into work yesterday And you told me I was going away Forever, You You told me yesterday That I was leaving without pay Surprise Vacation Surprise Vacation Surprise Vacation Vacation from You, you made my day There was no better way Than to take my livelihood away From me, But now I see I don't ever have to look at you again Or pretend that you're my friend Surprise Vacation Surprise Vacation Surprise Vacation Vacation from Being told what to do Following your rules Having money to eat Not sleeping on the street Wasting endless time Avoiding living life Staring outside the window Surprise Vacation Eternal Vacation Eternally on Vacation Vacation from you
7.
I had my life cut out for me I saw the world how I wanted to see it But when I saw you in action it all changed suddenly You beat her up I know Now it's hard for me to show How I really feel 'cause I don't want to destroy those close to me You turned my world upside down I didn't ask for any of this but when you hit you never miss You turned my world upside down I never asked for any of this but when you hit you never miss a beat Remember that time I slept on your floor We talked bullshit and it poured You drove and drove and drove and drove And I can't think straight anymore It makes me wonder what could be Without time or money Or circumstance or relationships Or an ocean between you and me You turned my world upside down I didn't ask for any of this but when you hit you never miss You turned my world upside down I never asked for any of this but when you hit it hurts too much to know I cried but I didn't tell anyone I kept it all to myself
8.
I said some things I shouldn't have said Should have kept them to myself instead I was wrong, I admit I was wrong I'm very sorry when I look back at you I was wrong, I made you cry But isn't that what you want to hear? I look back in anger, I look back at you I look back in anger at you I did some things you thought weren't good Not quite the way you thought I should I listened to your advice Did what you said, never thought twice I'm very sorry when I look back at you I was wrong, I made you cry Isn't that what you want to hear? I look back in anger, I look back at you I look back in anger at you All the things you do
9.
11/14 and upside down whiplash and smashing sound Dickies blasting and feeling snubbed Ambulance ride, you at the club Going head over heels Don't believe it We felt like nothing could stop us You felt like you were ready to drop us Lived to see another day You wanted us to go away Going head over heels Don't believe it Life changes It's not life changing We felt like nothing could stop us You felt like you were ready to drop us Bloody seven inches, seven year itch Seven feet from being dead in a ditch Going head over heels Don't believe it
10.
Build me up just to let me down Tell me something to forget when I'm not around Why - do I even try When I know you'll just you'll just change your mind The kids don't know what they want I'm not calling you a liar But just as well when you can't be counted on How hard could it be to express your desires Impossible you were here and now you're gone The kids don't know what they want What they want The kids don’t know what they want What they want

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released November 18, 2016

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Ben Merlis - vocals/lead guitar/rhythm guitar

Wyatt Lavasseur - bass/back up vocals

Javier Cruz - drums

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